God

For those of you who have had the pleasure to play through the original Halo, you'll recognize the saying.

"Well I don't care if it's God's own anti son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula hoop!"

I don't know what difficulty you have to be on to hear it (I suspect Heroic) but thank you Avery Johnson for that one.

Halo belongs to Bungie, I do not own this screencap.